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The first sixteen Parkers


I just read the first set of Richard Stark books (that’s Donald E. Westlake writing under a pseudonym): the sixteen Parker novels and the four Grofields, published from The Hunter (1962) to Butcher’s Moon (1974). Twenty novels in a row, straight through. I’d read them all before, some two or three times, but never in consecutive publication order. Reading them scattershot, as I was able to find them used or they came back into print, I enjoyed each book on its own, but I completely missed the cumulative impact of reading them all together. Incredible! Those sixteen Parker books on a shelf are one of the finest sets of crime writing you could imagine. (There were eight more, published from 1997 to 2008; I’m saving them for next year.)

Spines of the first sixteen Parker novels
Spines of the first sixteen Parker novels

I had not realized how much they form one continuous narrative with the boring bits left out. Each book carries on from the next, skipping over when Parker’s on vacation or between jobs at his place with Claire, but I think that every job Parker does, we see. We follow him from heist to heist, problem to problem. The connections between Westlake and Anthony Powell became even clearer. In Powell’s twelve-book sequence A Dance to the Music of Time, long stretches of time are skipped over, details of jobs and daily life are ignored, and the focus is usually on particular events where many people come together; these are examined in great detail, then re-examined later. We might read about something, then skip ahead a year to the next thing that matters. The same happens in Westlake’s sixteen-book sequence. Parker never reflects on past events the way Nick Jenkins does, of course. Parker never reflects on anything.

Cover of The Hunter
Cover of The Hunter

(Powell is one of only three writers mentioned in the books, and he’s very unlike the other two. In one book a driver is reading a Travis McGee book while waiting, and in another two men in Parker’s crew discover they both like westerns and loved Brian Garfield’s Sliphammer.)

Reading the series consecutively makes the differences between the novels stand out. First lines, for example: the first eight books all begin with “When” and describe Parker doing something, then there are four with “Parker,” then in Deadly Edge (1971) (the rock concert heist) Parker isn’t even mentioned: “Up here, the music was just a throbbing under the feet, a distant pulse.”

Each novel has four parts: the set-up; the heist, ending with something going wrong; the third section, flashbacks, each chapter from a different person’s point of view; then Parker’s back and he gets his money. That’s how it goes for a while, but Stark changes things over time. It’s a surprise in The Green Eagle Score (1967) (the army base heist, where Stan Devers is introduced) when chapter one of section two begins:

“They’re going to do it,” Ellen said. “I know they’re going to do it now.”

Dreadful cover of Slayground
Dreadful cover of Slayground

Sections three and four are back on Parker. It’s the same structure in Slayground (1971), but this time the heist goes wrong in the first chapter of the book, and Parker spends the whole book (covering about twenty-four hours) trapped in an amusement park that’s closed for the winter, with local gangsters after him and the $73,000 he has. He has a gun, but loses it in a fight. He still has his wits.

Here is a paragraph from chapter one of part four of Slayground. Parker is in the fly loft of a theatre while some gangsters are milling around below, some on stage, unsure of what to do. Parker has booby-trapped and rigged many of the buildings in the park, including the theatre. When the time is right, he drops everything that’s hanging above the stage down onto it and the men.

Parker raced along the catwalk, kicking off the iron weights, and yanking the slipknots on the ropes. He didn’t know if anyone was directly under the catwalk or not, but if they were, a twenty-pound weight dropping on their heads would put them out of action for a while. In any case, there were three or four of them standing around onstage, and the backdrops with their weighted bottoms to keep them straight weighed hundreds of pounds, and they were dropping toward the stage like guillotines, one after the other, from the front to the rear, slicing through the air with loud shushes, the weighted bottoms crashing on to the stage, the drops continuing to fall, the canvas piling up like starched laundry, finally the metal pipes, as long as the stage was wide and very heavy, thudding down, the ropes whistling through the pulleys under the theater roof, the rope ends released from the weight cages over the catwalk, the ropes pulling completely through and falling to the stage like dead brown snakes. And under them all, there would have to be a couple of bodies.

What a beautiful sentence there, describing everything falling and landing all in one long run, the language evoking the action, poetic but not showy. Many writers think that to make a scene fast and exciting it should be done in short one-sentence paragraphs. That’s almost always wrong. Stark knows how to use a long sentence for maximum action.

Lee Marvin as Walker (Parker) in Point Blank, made from The Hunter
Lee Marvin as Walker (Parker) in Point Blank, made from The Hunter

Plunder Squad (1972), the penultimate book, has the four sections, but the structure mirrors the earlier Grofield novel Lemons Never Lie (1971), where Stark used a triple-bounce plot. Grofield had three encounters with the same hood, the first small, the second medium, the third the biggest and very violent. In Plunder Squad there are three planned or attempted heists, and nothing works out. The main heist (art being transported between galleries) gets pulled without any major problems, but swapping the paintings for money goes bad.

The beginning of chapter one of the second section of Plunder Squad has Parker casing the gallery where the art is hanging. Parker doesn’t care about art, except for how much it could be worth if stolen. Stark offers no authorial commentary—he never does—but this flat description of two pop assemblages is brilliant.

Parker stood looking at the painting. It was four feet high and five feet wide, a slightly blurred black-and-white blowup of a news photograph showing a very bad automobile accident, all smashed parts and twisted metal. A body could obscurely be seen trapped inside the car, held there by jagged pieces of metal and glass. Superimposed here and there on the photograph were small comic-book figures in comic-book colors, masked heroes in bright costumes, all in running positions, with raised knees and clenched fists and straining shoulders and set jaws. There were perhaps a dozen of the small figures running this way and that over the surface of the photograph, like tropical birds on a dead bush. The painting was titled “Violence.”

Parker turned his attention to the mimeographed sheet he’d been given at the door. “Violence” had been loaned to the exhibit by Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Shakauer of Perth Amboy, New Jersey, who had purchased it in 1966 for thirty-five thousand dollars.

Parker moved on to the next painting. Hexagonally shaped, three feet in diameter, it was an exact replica of a red-background white-lettering STOP sign, with plastic sculptured noses glued onto it all over. This one was titled “Thanacleon IV.” Parker looked at the mimeographed sheet again: painted by, loaned by, purchased in 1968 for eighteen thousand dollars.

He moved on. There were twenty-one paintings in the exhibit, mounted on the white walls and on a temporary divider down the middle of the room. Adding up the numbers on the mimeographed sheet, a total of three hundred seventy-five thousand dollars had been paid out at one time or another in the last eight years for these paintings.

Speaking of the Grofield novels, Lemons Never Lie is the only one I’ll reread again. The first three (The Damsel (1967), The Dame (1969), and The Blackbird (1969)) read like Donald Westlake novels, part Dortmunder and part spy thriller. Lemons Never Lie is true Stark.

Nevertheless, Grofield is always a great character in the Parker novels, quoting Shakespeare and being a loquacious contrast to Parker, and he joins up again with Parker in the last novel of the original sixteen, Butcher’s Moon (1974).

Cover of Butcher's Moon
Cover of Butcher's Moon

Butcher’s Moon is one of the best crime novels I’ve ever read, but it needs to be read with the earlier ones in mind. Somehow all I remembered about it is this is where Parker goes back to get the money he had to leave at the amusement park in Slayground. I didn’t remember how good it is, and it’s damned good. It’s the culmination of everything in the previous books, and it blows up patterns and expectations. Most obviously, there are no sections, it’s fifty-five consecutive chapters.

Parker wants his money, the $73,000 (worth about $425,000 now). It’s not at the park. He figures the local mob boss, Lozini, has it. Lozini doesn’t. Parker still wants his money. He really wants his money. That’s all he wants. But he and Grofield get mixed up in city politics and a coup among the gangsters (the setting is reminiscent of Ross Thomas’s The Fools in Town Are On Our Side), and he doesn’t like it. Things go bad, and Parker calls in a dozen men he’s worked with on heists before, who we’ve met in the previous books including The Score (1964) (the Copper Canyon job a decade ago): Handy McKay (long retired, but who needs money because his diner in Presque Isle, Maine, is failing), Stan Devers, Dan Wycza, Ed Mackey, Philly Webb, Nick Dalesia, others; they all come in fast when Parker tells them there are big hauls to be had.

At the end of the book Parker isn’t his normal self: he helps someone. He goes to get someone out of of trouble. But it works in this book. Being caught up with these gangsters jockeying for power is so frustrating he loses his cool for the first time. Handy Mckay remarks on it: “That’s not like you.” And Parker wants revenge, which he’s never wanted before. He always just wanted the money and to get away clean. He says:

“I don’t care. I don’t care if it’s like me or not. These people nailed my foot to the floor, I’m going around in circles, I’m not getting anywhere. When was it like me to take lumps and just walk away? I’d like to burn this city to the ground, I’d like to empty it right down to the basements. And I don’t want to talk about it any more, I want to do it. You’re in, Handy, or you’re out. I told you the setup, I told you what I want, I told you what you’ll get for it. Give me a yes or no.”

“Parker, I was never anything but in, you know that,” says Handy. They’re all in. They have a joyous night of hold-ups and heists, then go to war with the local mob.

Parker seemed to maybe help someone in The Jugger (1965), but on rereading I see he didn’t, so it works. He was worried his cover identity would be blown, and he had to investigate. The one time when Parker doesn’t act like Parker is in The Black Ice Score (1968) (the African diamonds heist): in the last section Parker speaks at length and asks people to help him! Parker doesn’t ask for help, not like that. That moment is the one mistake in the books.

What Parker does at the end of Butcher’s Moon does work. Parker’s angry, he’s lost his cool, and when Parker loses his cool, you should walk outside, get in a car, start driving, and don’t stop until next Thursday. We’ve never seen this before, but we’ve never had a Parker book like this before. He doesn’t ask for aid and generosity, he assembles a big crew to do something that needs to be done, and they all get paid well for it.

After all of that, where could Stark go? I see why he waited almost 25 years to do another Parker book. I’ll be back at them in 2023, fate willing.

Until then I’m looking forward to Call Me a Cab from Hard Case next month. I’ll rewatch Point Blank, with Lee Marvin perfectly cast as Parker. And I saw on The Violent World of Parker that a French film of The Score, Mise à sac (1967) is on YouTube, with subtitles.



I recently discovered that the Unix date command (at least the GNU Core Utilities version I have on Ubuntu) is amazing at converting time zones. On its own it gives the exact time now (by default date gives a full timestamp), but say “CET now” to get the time here when it’s this time in Central European Time, if you see what I mean.

$ date
Wed 12 Jan 2022 12:19:16 AM EST
$ date --date="CET now"
Tue 11 Jan 2022 06:19:17 PM EST

That’s confusing, I admit. But if there’s an online session you want to catch but it’s in Sydney, Australia on Friday 14 January 2022 at 2 pm, then if you check that Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST) is UTC+10 you can convert.

$ date --date="2022-01-14 14:00 UTC+10"
Thu 13 Jan 2022 11:00:00 PM EST

However, it’s not actually UTC+10 right now, because they’re on summer time, so it’s Australian Eastern Daylight Saving Time (AEDT), which is UTC+11. Or tzselect helps determine the time zone is “Australia/Sydney,” which can be used thus:

$ date --date='TZ="Australia/Sydney" 2022-01-14 14:00'
Thu 13 Jan 2022 10:00:00 PM EST

(All international times should include a UTC offset so this is easier to handle.)

There are lots of web sites that do these conversions, but this is local, private, secure and ad-free.

My two favourite date formats, the first for humans, the second for machines:

$ date +"%d %B %Y"
12 January 2022
$ date +"%Y-%m-%d"

First lines to Alan Grofield books


I added the first lines of the four Alan Grofield novels, by Richard Stark (pseudonym of Donald E. Westlake), to First Lines to Richard Stark’s Parker Books:

  1. The Damsel (1967): “Grofield opened his right eye, and there was a girl climbing in the window.”
  2. The Dame (1969): “Grofield, not knowing what it was all about, got off the plane and walked through the sun into the main terminal building.”
  3. The Blackbird (1969): “Grofield jumped out of the Ford with a gun in one hand and the empty satchel in the other.”
  4. Lemons Never Lie (1971): “Grofield put a nickel in the slot machine, pulled the lever, and watched a lemon, a lemon, and a lemon come up.”

Disabling the Zoom miniwindow


I didn’t like the way Zoom would minimize and stay on top of other applications when I moved around my virtual desktop. I wanted it to stay where I’d put it, full screen. I found this tip on Reddit: set enableMiniWindow=false in ~/.config/zoomus.conf. (Works on my Linux system; I don’t know how Mac or Windows configurations work.)


anthony.powell donald.e.westlake

I started rereading the entire series of Parker crime novels by Richard Stark (really Donald E. Westlake). In the last chapter of the first book, The Hunter (1962), I noticed something for the first time:

They went back down the hall, moving faster now, toward the door marked ST LOUIS SALES, INC. The man named Wiss took a chisel from his pocket and held it by the blade end, like a club. He was the only one Parker hadn’t known before; Joe Sheer had recommended him. The other two, Elkins and Wymerpaugh, Parker had worked with in the past.

Wymerpaugh here is one of Parker’s crew on a quick job stealing money from the Outfit. This is the only time he appears in the series.

Westlake was a great admirer of Anthony Powell and his twelve-novel sequence A Dance to the Music of Time, as I wrote about in 2015 in Westlake and Powell. One of the major characters in the series is named Widmerpool.

Wymerpaugh. Widmerpool.

Widmerpool is mentioned by name in Plunder Squad (1972)

The air conditioner had been on, but Sternberg switched it off first thing, turned the thermostat up to seventy-three, and opened the window slightly. By the time he’d unpacked and desanitized everything, the air in the room had a bit of life in it. Sternberg stripped to his boxer shorts, turned down the bed, settled himself comfortably with his pillows behind his back, and opened the Anthony Powell novel he’d started on the plane. It was Magnus Donners he wanted to identify with, but he kept finding his sympathies going to Widmerpool.

By 1972 the first ten books of the Dance were out. The sixth, The Kindly Ones, came out in 1962 (same as The Hunter), when Westlake turned 29. I don’t know when he began reading Powell, but it’s reasonable he got on to the Dance early and then read them as they came out. I think he twisted “Widmerpool” into “Wymerpaugh.”

See also my list first lines to Richard Stark’s Parker Books and the comprehensive site The Violent World of Parker.

UPDATE (05 January 2022): Wymerpaugh is mentioned in The Handle (1966). Alan Grofield (in his second appearance in a Stark novel) asked him for a recommendation for a man who could drive a boat, and the man he named did not meet requirements. “‘I just asked him for a boatman. Wymerpaugh says try Heenan. He didn’t say anything about all this.’ Grofield sounded not only surprised but also insulted.”



I just discovered that KeePassX is no longer maintained, so I’ve moved on to KeePassXC, which is a drop-in replacement.

It looks much nicer (including a dark theme) and has a browser extension, which I’ll try soon. There are many improvements. A nice feature is the ability to generate passwords quickly without having a password database open.

It can do passphrases with several words!

Generating a passphrase password
Generating a passphrase password

And it can put extended ASCII in generated passwords. (Not Unicode, but I’ll have to try pasting some in to see what it breaks.)

Generating a complex password
Generating a complex password

KeePassDroid has the same origins and uses the same file format, so one can manage a password file with KeePassXC and then copy it to one’s Android phone and open it there with KeePassDroid.

Rafael Lozano-Hemmer on the Art and Obsolescence podcast


Episode 15 of the Art and Obsolescence podcast (RSS) is an interview with Rafael Lozano-Hemmer, whose Pulse Topology was heard in Listening to Art 09.11

Screenshot of the podcast listing, with the audio widget blocked
Screenshot of the podcast listing, with the audio widget blocked

It’s a fascinating discussion about conservation of digital art.

As an example, in my show in 2015 in Mexico City, we had 43 artworks on view. You could either buy the catalog, which was, I don’t know, whatever 25 bucks or you could buy a USB stick for I think it was $10, which included all the source code and schematics for every single artwork so that if you really liked the piece. You could just make it yourself. I love this position, Ben, because I think that in digital worlds, we know that there is a certain abundance, right? There is this capability for perfect digital reproduction. And so instead of fighting against it, we need to make our work more viral. My strategy for conservation is if younger generations start using my code then they will know it in the future and because they’ll incorporate into their own work and then it’ll be easier for somebody in 20 years, time to look back at the code and say, oh, you know, I, I can fix this.

He and his team put their code on GitHub, which also holds Best Practices for Conservation of Media Art from an Artist’s Perspective:

Make global choices in your procurement. For example, choose gear that can function in a range of voltages 100-240V ideally with auto-switching circuitry; or if you are Canadian never use Robertson screws despite how great they are, as no one outside of our proud country has drill bits for this screw head.

Talk about warranty. You should let the collector know about whatever warranty there is on the individual components of the piece, for example a computer usually has a 1-year warranty. But you should under no circumstances guarantee that the work will function a given amount of time. You are not a corporation, you do not control the conditions of the exhibition or the handling of the piece after you depart. The spirit of giving the collector all schematics, software and code, plus the training, spare parts and manuals, is that you are now delegating conservation to his or her collection. When the collector is uncomfortable about the lack of warranty clarify the technical support you are willing to give.

framework intro

field.recordings podcasts

I did the introduction in framework radio #780. I’ve mentioned before how much I like framework—it’s one of my favourite radio shows and podcasts. I did the intro in episode 756 and a little over two years ago had two hour-long episodes as part of framework:afield (see my post about that, or episodes #691 and #693).

Framework Radio episode cover
Framework Radio episode cover

I am also a regular donor to the show. That gets me the voiceover-free edition of the show, which comes out a couple of days early. I listen to it, then get the regular edition when it’s out and listen to it as well. Usually I listen to the voiceover-free one again, too.

As always I highly recommend the show to anyone interested in ambient music, new music, nature sounds or soundscapes of urban, rural or natural environments. Patrick McGinley makes excellent mixes. See this piece in The Wire for more about the show.

Also recommended: Field Recordings.

Guerrilla Audio 153

art listening.to.art podcasts

Guerrilla Audio is a wonderful sound project run by Touch. Twice a month they release (available as a podcast) a short composition by Simon Fisher Turner where he combines some differents sounds he’s recorded or made. They’re each about twenty minutes long, more or less. The content, duration and frequency all work to make something that’s a fascinating semi-monthly treat treat. (And then disappears—the podcast feed only ever features the lastest show.)

I mention it in particular now because Guerrilla Audio 153 uses a field recording made at the Tate. It’s listening to art.

  1. Tate Gallery 2021. Recording of Anika Yi exhibition, “In love with the World” mixed with two recordings from the banks of the River Thames at Putney, roughly 8pm as rowers from the various clubs Riverside came in after night rowing sessions. Planes and motor bikes and waves and crew.

I’d love to see In Love with the World in person. It must be an incredible experience.

Floating in the air, her machines—called aerobes—are based on ocean life forms and mushrooms. They re-imagine artificial intelligence, and encourage us to think about new ways machines might inhabit the world. Yi has also created unique scentscapes which change weekly, with odours linked to a specific time in the history of Bankside.

Listening to Art Volumes 3–4 in print


I’m delighted to announce that volumes three and four of Listening to Art are now collected in print in a numbered edition of 100 copies.


There’s an offer to listeners that I’ll extend to any readers here. While I have supplies, copies are available at a special price: $20 Canadian for Canadians, $20 US for Americans, and €20 for people anywhere else in the world. Send the money to me (wtd@pobox.com) through PayPal or by an email transfer, and include your full mailing address.

Listening to Art: Volumes 1–2 is still available, at the same price.

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