I am so ready for Christmas! My number one gift request is
for bookstore gift cards for more murder and mayhem to grace
my shelves.
Here in the burbs my neighbors have jumped on the latest fad
in holiday decorating, lighted inflatable figures. Not to
worry, those crab grass fighters are energy-conscious and
turn off their figures during the day. So during daylight
drives through the neighborhood, it looks like a sprawling
series of crime scenes.
Is that a deflated snowman or a bloodless, corpulent corpse?
A flat Santa or bloodied, mutilated body? Another holiday
figure or a pale cadaver with a bloody, bashed-in head?
Thanks neighbors. And Merry Christmas to the Rare Birds to
whom it applies.
Terry Sanford
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