Doesn't really "scan," does it?
Here's a revised version:
There's a killer on the street With the brains of a parakeet.
There's a killer on the avenue
(You've heard about him, haven' you?); Brain's squirmy, like
a girl I knew. There's a killer on the thoroughfare, Yup,
crazy like a March hare.
You see, this killer that I know, He's shaggy like a
buffalo
(Just think of it, the *stuff* I know!); What's more, he
stinks ... the ol' so'n'so ...
Chris
-----Original Message----- From: Michael Robison <
miker_zspider@yahoo.com> Sent: Sep 17, 2003 5:46 AM
To:
rara-avis@icomm.ca Subject: RARA-AVIS: Lyrical Al
Al Guthrie wrote: There's a killer at the wheel/His brain is
squirming like an eel.
********* Picking up the gauntlet:
There's a killer on the street, his brain is feathery like a
parakeet. There's a killer on the avenue, his brain is
squirming like a girl I knew. There's a killer on the
thoroughfare, his brain is crazy as a March hare (note the
pretentious literary allusion). There's a killer that I know,
his hair is shaggy as a buffalo.
OK, that's about all I can think of right now. If there's a
strong demand, I'll try and come up with some new ones.
miker
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