Msedano@aol.com:
Can you
> recommend any other hilarity, whether stand-alone or
incorporated within
the
> shadows?
How about this?
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President
decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a
forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
three months of extensive investigations they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and
they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit,
I'm a rabbit." Mark
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